Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide. / Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.
Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer. / Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.
Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney. / Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.
Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom. / Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts.
Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush. / Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.
Ned tries to avoid getting sick when he finds out a special guest is going to visit school. / Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.
A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating. / Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.
Ned is drafted into the student-body election. / Ned, Moze and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza.
Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down. / Ned's backpack is falling apart, and Moze falls apart when her diary is lost.
Ned is busted passing notes in Sweeney's class. / Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.
Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends. / Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class.
Moze catches Bitsy cheating, and Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating. / Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.
Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out. / Cookie takes a group on an after-school tour.
Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass. / Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together.
Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class. / Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking one bite of everyone's lunch.
Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. / Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club.
Ned and Gordy scheme about swiping Sweeney's Golden Notebook. / Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class.
Cookie's new hallway cam captures everyone doing embarrassing things. / Ned messes up big-time sending a Valentine's Day card to Suzie.
Ned, Cookie and Moze become the prime suspects in an electric sander incident. / Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.
Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger. / Moze bets Ned that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a project on time.
Ned needs a partner for a biology project and must choose between Suzie and Moze; Ned offers to take an unfocused fifth-grader on a school tour.
Ned is dared to ask superpopular Missy Meeney out on a date. / The gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.
Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, and Cookie poses as a sixth-grade substitute teacher. / Ned tries to help a new kid at Polk.
Tired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick. / Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins.
Ned wonders if Suzie will go on a date with him, and Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date. / The student body competes to collect recyclables.
Ned and Martin battle for Spirit King. Cookie and Moze can't let the spirit stick hit the ground. / Missy's fashion police ticket people.
The boys compete against the girls in a super-soaking Polk fundraiser. / Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie.
Ned, Cookie and Gordy team up to fool the king of April fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. / A dog actually eats Ned's homework, but nobody believes him.
Sweeney has a theory that Ned can't win a ribbon. / Ned uses study hall to "study" for a test, and Cookie sneaks out to meet Vanessa.
Ned tries to win "Best Smile" to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook. / Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education.
Ned is bored with Mr. Gibson's music class and wants to become a rock star. / Todd moves away. What will school be like without the class clown?
Ned must ace all his final exams, while Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose. / Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school.
Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and Jock Bitterman. / Ned and Moze try to figure out the best way to tell Suzie about "the kiss.